A timeline

Years of back pain, finally getting surgery___Severe back pain is even worse after surgery__3 weeks later, severe back pain is now mild back pain, yay! Oh and I have a cold___Cold is gone but now I have really bad cramps___cramps fading, but now eye hurts___cramps are gone but I seem to have scratched my cornea and it really hurts and is annoying

CAN I HAVE ONE DAMN DAY WHERE MY BODY IS JUST KIND OF OKAY PLEASE. I'm seriously starting to feel like my body doesn't know how to deal with being kind of okay after years of unbearable pain, so it is seeking out problems and injuries to maintain the status quo.