Owowowowow fucking ow

Know how I said I'd likely be weird-drunk for a few days from surgery? Well, I don't know if I am, but the painkilling properties of the anesthetic wore off FAST. So now I am in tons of pain. And I had to wait much longer than anticipated. And it took them five tries to get the needle in for the anesthetic, and "one try" = pushing a needle into the back of my hand and poking around a bunch, and it got to the point that it hurt so much I started hyperventilating. 

I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD IS WHAT I AM SAYING.