Tumblr's existence is redeemed because there is this

[lliira]

I have been reading the archives of Lazy Evaluation Ranch. This post is where I lost it completely. I'm going to do something else now because I like breathing, but one day my obituary will read, "Died tragically while having hysterics over goat poop and nymphomaniac peacocks."

Comments

[madgastronomer]

And now I'm losing it. That is awesome. Also, that is the blog with the creepy ghost-apples.

[lliira]

Yup, that's how I first saw it. I really liked the way the creepy ghost-apple post was written, so I decided to read the archives, and I'm so happy I did.