She says "the lady doth protest too much", which... uh, yeah.
The word "ass" is of course not deployed. Nor is rear, butt, backside, bum, fanny, gluteus maximus, derriere, hindquarters, posterior, or tush. For all I know, JC is actually fucking Auggie in the ear. Also, Anita thinks about how Auggie must not have been fucked in the ass for a long time (in LKH-speak) because he prefers sex with "girls". If this is true, a little fingering -- and no lube! -- is likely not going to get him ready for anal penetration by a cock. But just because one doesn't fuck people with dicks, or fuck people at all, that doesn't mean one hasn't had something up one's ass in a while. LKH does not appear to know that sex toys exist.
Yeah, vampires probably don't poop. Forget their shit not stinking; they are so much better than everyone else that they don't even have shit. I HATE VAMPIRES.
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Date: 2013-10-13 11:38 am (UTC)The word "ass" is of course not deployed. Nor is rear, butt, backside, bum, fanny, gluteus maximus, derriere, hindquarters, posterior, or tush. For all I know, JC is actually fucking Auggie in the ear. Also, Anita thinks about how Auggie must not have been fucked in the ass for a long time (in LKH-speak) because he prefers sex with "girls". If this is true, a little fingering -- and no lube! -- is likely not going to get him ready for anal penetration by a cock. But just because one doesn't fuck people with dicks, or fuck people at all, that doesn't mean one hasn't had something up one's ass in a while. LKH does not appear to know that sex toys exist.
Yeah, vampires probably don't poop. Forget their shit not stinking; they are so much better than everyone else that they don't even have shit. I HATE VAMPIRES.