Well, this is extremely weird

My uncle and his wife (who is five years younger than me, which makes her nearly 20 years younger than him, but she's 30ish so whatever), just had a baby girl. Yay! They named her a name that is almost exactly my name. The only nicknames for her name are precisely the same as the only nicknames for my name, that is how close our names are.

Um... what the heck? I know I don't happen to live in the same place all the rest of you do, but if you're gonna name a baby after me, maybe let me know first? And if you've simply forgotten my existence -- which is frankly more likely -- well, whatever. It's fucking weird is what it is.