Binders full of women

I've had a crappy couple of days. My period since I went off the pill has gone back to over 9000, my normal pain pills do nothing for my cramps, Midol doesn't do much for my back, I've been completely exhausted, Star War: ToR was down much of the day today and is now messed up, and I suspect I was an asshole on the internet... but this cheered me up.

I know everyone's seen it already. But basically, I was worried before. But now, I'm not. Obama's got this. 

Twilight, Chapter Five: Blood Type (p. 85-86)

Content: Self-hatred, lying, authorial misconduct, hatred of teenage girls, romantic fantasy  

Bella informs us that she is out of it from Edward asking her on a date.  I give you one guess as to what the English teacher inevitably says to Bella being late on page 85. I'm not going to bother typing it.  

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