Twilight, Chapter Three: Pride and Prejudice and Vampires (p.62-64)

 I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen leaves a trail of slime wherever he goes. Sparkly slime. No one can be this smug and condescending without producing some kind of emissions.

Bella is disappointed that the doctor orders her to take a day off school. Why? I have no clue. She's hated everything about school so far, but she hates everything about everything. It's possible that she hates school just barely less than she hates home, and I've missed it. She asks whether Edward "gets" to go to school.

"Someone has to spread the good news that we survived," Edward said smugly. (62)

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Why the Catholic Church Needed to Keep the Bible Latin

This isn't a paper or an essay. It's a way to use imagination to try to describe to people who may not know much about history why certain people did something that some people find utterly confusing today.
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