Date: 2013-11-07 11:54 pm (UTC)
"Unless you choose to be monogamous with one man, only have occasional missionary position sex with the lights off, are a housewife or at least don't really care about your career, have 2.5 children, live in the suburbs, and vacuum wearing pearls and high heels, you have exactly one other choice. That is to fall on every penis that crosses your path. "

I coughed on my tea :)
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