The man is married to one woman. They live with a second woman. While I have not ever inquired about their bedding arrangements, I believe she is romantically attached to the wife. There is a third woman who dates the husband but lives elsewhere. ... How do I introduce them to my family?
GENTLE READER: You can invite only the married couple, only their household, only one or both of the single ladies, or the whole group. But in any case, you introduce them by using their names. Miss Manners is sorry if this disappoints you.
See, Anita, you don't need to broadcast people's entire sexual history on every casual introduction.
By the way, there's a throwaway sentence about how the coffee tastes bitter to Anita.
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Date: 2013-10-13 08:52 pm (UTC)But she comes pretty close: http://www.jsonline.com/features/advice/29368634.html
See, Anita, you don't need to broadcast people's entire sexual history on every casual introduction.
By the way, there's a throwaway sentence about how the coffee tastes bitter to Anita.
That's not amaretto, that's cyanide. (If only.)