"Anita tells us it's difficult to jerk off ("play with") two men at the same time."

She's either completely and wildly uncoordinated or the author has never had a dick in each hand. I was mildly adventurous in my 20's and it is not, in fact, difficult to jerk off two guys at once.

"Anita starts sucking and jerking off the men super fast and hard. Anyone surprised?"

Has LKH ever even seen a penis? I know she has a kid, but sheesh.